


Spooky spirits
Play mad scientist and whip up this jiggly take on an Old Fashioned

Ushering little goblins from door to door in search of treats is commonplace on Halloween, but every evil genius knows the importance of whipping up a ghoulish grown-up treat too.
So slip on your lab coat, fire up the Bunsen burners and break out the beakers; it's time to channel your inner mad scientist and transform your kitchen into a libation laboratory.
Petri dishes are commonly used in laboratories for growing beastly bacteria, funky fungus and macabre mold, but takes a frenzied visionary to transmogrify a classic cocktail into a creepy gelatinous filling for a putrid petri dish.
While visually disturbing and fantastically freakish, this Halloween experiment is far from taboo and celebrates all the potent flavors of a proper Old Fashioned.
Anchored in old-school tradition, this mad scientist's version of an Old Fashioned starts with a simple syrup made from sugar, water and bitters.
I opted to use cherry bitters for an additional sweet note and my unexpected addition of herbal rosemary adds a bit of complexity to an otherwise timeless flavor profile. These elements of rosemary and cherry pair perfectly with fiery Kentucky bourbon and notes of piquant orange. Marrying the mixture with a smattering of gelatin makes this dastardly dish come together.
Even the maddest of mad scientists must follow proper lab procedures; be aware gelatin needs to “bloom” before being heated. To ensure your final petri dish product has a smooth texture, allow the unflavored gelatin to sit on the surface of the cooled simple syrup and water before heating. The cool liquid will saturate each gelatin granule forcing it to expand and ultimately dissolve evenly. Skip this step and your experiment will fail in grand fashion.
One bite of this solidified experimental delight will have your grown-up trick-or-treaters feeling the buzz of electricity coursing through their veins and laughing maniacally with horrified glee.
Cheers to a happy Halloween!
Mad Scientist's
Old Fashioned
Petri Dishes
Makes about 1 dozen 2-ounce shots.
For the cherry bitters- rosemary simple syrup:
For the Old Fashioned gelatin:
For assembly: