“It’s a tough thing that everybody’s cussing about. You have dog crap on one plate and cat crap on the other plate. Which one you gonna eat?”

— Todd Cotta of Hanford, who’d hoped another Republican in the June primary election would beat Rep. David Valadao, one of 10 GOP members in Congress who voted to impeach former President Donald Trump. Now Cotta will have to chose between Valadao and Democrat Rudy Salas in November.