


NEWS OF THE WEIRD
The Passing Parade
WPLG-TV reported around 11:30 a.m. on July 4th, Patrick Winslow of Big Torch Key, Florida, drove to the Conch Tour Train Depot in Key West. He told employees there that he used to work for the company, then he got into one of the trains and took off. The employees were “confused,” thinking maybe he had permission to drive the train. They were able to track Winslow with GPS; police found him at Southernmost Point Buoy. Winslow said he just “borrowed” the train because it was his birthday. They found a meth pipe in his pocket and charged him with burglary, grand theft auto and possession of drug paraphernalia.