Irony

On Dec. 18 at the Family Dollar store in Mulberry, Florida, two shoplifters pulled off a cleaning products heist, the Miami Herald reported. The Polk County Sheriff’s Officesaid the shoppers had a plan to distract employees. “The man walked around the store gathering nearly $500 worth of merchandise,” officers said, “whilst the woman ... (used) the rest room, without going to the rest room.” While employees cleaned up the mess, the man walked out to a Ford van, where the woman joined him, and they drove away.