‘If you’ve never seen me before, this is the way I look all the time. I’m not high. That’s when I realized there is a God, and he has a very funny sense of humor. “Some people will be born with big noses! Some people will be born in Mississippi! Jim Breuer? You’re gonna look stoned all the time.’’ And people just judge me. “Oh my God, just look at him, walking around like that.’’ And what’s worse is when I’ve got my kids, ’cause my kids look just like me.’

Breuer performs at the Wilbur Theatre Friday night.

NICK A. ZAINO III

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