Master mixologists and amateur alcohol enthusiasts alike will chuckle at the prospect of pulling on these colorful socks that spell out his or her preferred poison in bold, block letters. Hide your gams under long pants or parade and proclaim by pairing them with running shorts. The dress and athletic styles are equally amusing. Made from cotton with an infusion of Spandex and other stuff, the socks are soft, stretchy, and suitable for both men and women, assuming they’re of age. “Booze’’ socks by Gumball Poodle, $12 per pair at The Boston Shaker, 69 Holland St., Somerville, 617-718-2999, www.thebostonshaker.com