PUTIN PERSPECTIVE
For a perfectly imperfect piece of accidental conceptual art that deftly captures the state of cable news at this moment in history, behold this hilarious/unsettling glitch from an MSNBC broadcast this week which finds Washington Post columnist David Ignatius caught in a Max-Headroomy state of saying “Russia.’’ (Trigger warning: Like I said, he says “Russia’’ over and over.) Still not quite as creepy as when Russian state television inexplicably took over C-SPAN1 for a few minutes last week (yes, that happened). Has anyone seen my inhaler?
SQUEEZE PLAY
If this week (specifically a certain event taking place at the very end of this week) has you on edge, YouTube Huw Parkinson’s magnificent “Life Accordion To Trump’’ may help you breathe a little easier. There aren’t many things in this world that are improved with the simple addition of a poorly played squeezebox, but let the Donald prove himself an exception to yet another rule.
UNLOVED HANDLES
The Daily Dot this week compiled a list of woefully wasted Twitter handles, from the tragically neglected @McChicken to the painfully missed opportunity of @StonedSanta. Now add to this list the soon to be glaringly underused official @POTUS account, which President-elect Trump will reportedly forgo in favor of his own personal account. I’m just gonna let that one sit and aerate for a while so it can open up and really release its bouquet.
YELLOW ALERT
And finally, a detour into a bit of Internet news that actually matters: London designer Corrine Ellsworth Beaumont posted a series of images employing lemons to help women identify the warning signs of breast cancer. It took just three Facebook posts to reach more than 7 million people with the images under the banner of Know Your Lemons. (With not one implied nipple nixed by the Facebook police. Yet.)
MICHAEL ANDOR BRODEUR
Michael Andor Brodeur can be reached at mbrodeur@globe.com. Follow him on Twitter @MBrodeur.







